PRESS PICKS (Week 3): Look out, here comes the Longhorns, the most bloviated team in the country

STAFF REPORT

Joe Tessitore’s famous uttering of “Texas is back” after beating Notre Dame in 2016 is the epitome of what we put up with every year when it comes to the Longhorns. It’s almost a rite of passage for this program.

The aphorism is on the tongue of anyone paying attention to the Horns’ battle with Alabama this weekend. And it’s said with utter confidence.

Besides, it should have happened last year - that is, Texas taking down Bama and returning to the throne.

Want proof?

In a column on the Saturday Down South website, blogger Cory Nightingale writes, had Quinn Ewers not gotten hurt in last year’s matchup in Austin, it ended what could have launched Texas back “to its rightful place in the college football stratosphere,”… huh?

More wishful thinking but please allow some evidence to provide proof that Texas is “back” and hasn’t been “back” for decades.

To keep it within the Big 12 cosmos, the Horns haven’t won a conference title since 2008, which was followed by a thrashing from Alabama in the BCS national championship game (Yeah, they lost their quarterback in that one, too, and still blames it on the loss).

That was also the last year Texas was in any discussion for a championship. Since then, they have finished in the top 10 (AP/Coaches) once and been ranked overall just three times.

The last time Texas was ranked No. 1 in the regular season - 2008

The record in the last five games against Top 5 opponents? That would be 0-5 and 6-13 overall with the last win coming in the championship game against USC, their last national title and only national title since 1970.

Since moving into the Big 12, Texas has played in a conference championship game just five times in 25 years and once in the last 10 years.

Yet, every season, Texas can usually be found in the preseason polls. In the last 10 seasons, the Longhorns have started the season ranked in the Top 25 all but two years and all but three seasons since the turn of the century.

Ironically, they have never been ranked preseason No. 1 by AP. Their best finish since 2009 - ninth in 2018.

But we are supposed to bow at the hooves of Bevo every time the name is mentioned.

The stage is set again this season. The Longhorns are a seven-point underdog going to Tuscaloosa but have been pegged to do what no non-conference opponent has done against Alabama since Nick Saban’s first season with the Tide - win in Bryant-Denny.

Why? Because they are Texas. They talk big and wear big cowboy hats. There is no reason to doubt them.

Unless you look at the history.

But, hey, that could all change Saturday, couldn’t it not?

Wesley Lyle and Graham Dunn moved to the top of the standings after two weeks of picks.

2023 Overall Standings (Last week) 

1. Wesley Lyle  24-6 (12-3) .800 

Graham Dunn  24-6 (13-2) .800

3. Doug Amos  23-7 (10-5) .767 

    Lindsey Bonner  23-7  (12-3) .767 

Mike Peacock  23-7 (13-2) .767 

6. Tim Gayle  20-10 (12-3) .667 

    Michael Butler  20-10 (12-3) .667 

8. Rosie Langello 19-11 (11-4) .633 

9. Barry McKnight  16-14 (8-7) .533

10. Rick Hendrick  15-15 (7-8) .500

Wesley Lyle (River Region Sports & al.com)  

24-6 (12-3) .800 

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Hooper Academy

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Graham Dunn (River Region Sports/Voice of Alabama State Hornets)  


24-6 (13-2) .800

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Wetumpka

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa St

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Lindsey Bonner (Sports Director WAKA Ch. 8)  


23-7  (12-3) .767 

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - Lanier

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Vanderbilt

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Doug Amos (ESPN The Ticket)  


23-7 (10-5) .767  

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Mike Peacock (River Region Sports)

23-7 (13-2) .767 

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Wetumpka

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Hooper

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Miami

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Michael Butler (WTLS 106.9&94.7 FM/1300 AM/Tallassee Times)  


20-10 (12-3) .667

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Wetumpka

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Vanderbilt

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Tim Gayle (River Region Sports/Montgomery Independent)

20-10 (12-3) .667

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Hooper Academy

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Vanderbilt

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Rosie Langello (Sports Director - WSFA Ch. 12)

19-11 (11-4) .633 

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Carver

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - Lanier

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Troy

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Barry McKnight (SportsRadio 740 /Voice of Troy Trojans)

16-14 (8-7) .533

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Park Crossing

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JAG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Wetumpka

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Hooper

Texas at Alabama - Texas

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Troy

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Nebraska

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa St

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame

Rick Hendrick (WXFS 95.1 The Fox/PA Montgomery Biscuits)

15-15 (7-8) .500

G.W. Carver vs. Park Crossing - Park Crossing

JAG vs. Lanier (Thur) - JaG

Pike Road at Wetumpka - Pike Road

BT Washington at Catholic - Catholic

Hooper Aca at Macon East - Macon East

Texas at Alabama - Alabama

Auburn at Cal - Auburn

Troy at Kansas St - Kansas St

Miles at Alabama St - Alabama St

Ole Miss at Tulane - Ole Miss

Texas A&M at Miami (Fla.) - Texas A&M

Vanderbilt at Wake Forest - Wake Forest

Nebraska at Colorado - Colorado

Iowa at Iowa St - Iowa St

Notre Dame at NC State - Notre Dame